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THEY GOOSE THE PRESS, DON'T THEY? Jason Sechrest takes us on the set of Stable Entertainment's grandest bisexual feature to date, "Goosed 3: A Bisexual Love Affair" where he himself gets goosed more than once by some of the hottest performers in adult entertainment today.
It is an ungodly 8:00 am when I arrive at Bobby Gallagher's Studio, where Stable will be shooting "Goosed 3: A Bisexual Love Affair" over the next 72 hours. You always know you're too early when the talent has yet to arrive, but you know you should be in bed sleeping if the makeup artist isn't even there yet. Fortunately, I am not alone in my early morning stumbling. I am greeted by a host of individuals from Stable Entertainment including President Donald von Wiedenman, Public Relations Representative Leo Buck, Producer Eddie Cacho, and Director Tina Tyler. For someone who could be my father (Did I mention I'm 21 years old? Yes, finally legal!), Donald's actually very hot. I smile and shake hands with him, all the while wondering what it might be like to call him 'daddy.'...So I do. I call him Daddy Donald. And that becomes my pet name for Daddy D throughout the rest of the shoot. Which, as you've been so well informed by me, has not even begun. Meanwhile, my eyes scope out director Tina Tyler. As she is also performing in this feature, I picture what she may look like naked and it's a nice image! Nice enough to get me hard at least, but then it is 8:00 am and that's about the time most of us receive our daily dose of morning wood, is it not? By 9:00 am, the masses start to pile in. The press I've invited starts to show up, as I am also Keri Windsor's publicist. Yes, I know... multi-tasking in the porn world. Shanna McCullough, Asia Carerra, Keri Windsor, and Blake Harper are all in makeup. I'm introducing the journalists to them, as of course I've met them all before. All but Blake, that is. (Correction: I did meet him briefly while hosting the backstage interviews for AVNLive.com at the 2001 GayVN Awards.) You see, believe it or not, since I was 16 years old I've been predominantly active as a journalist and such for the straight side of the porn world. This is my first experience covering a bisexual film shoot. I have absolutely no idea what I'm in for. But I am excited. And I am a horny bastard. So yes, Blake's cute! Duh, he's like the Jenna Jameson of gay porn. I expected him to be cute. What I didn't expect was for him to be so nice! Not a diva at all, unlike the preceded reputation of the aforementioned crowned princess of porn. You know how some people are considered a man's man? Well I think Blake is considered a gay porn star's gay porn star. He is the consummate professional, rarely speaking unless spoken to, with his handy toothbrush and shaving kit, paperwork, friendly smile, and positive attitude. I take an immediately liking to him as a friend, but then that's to be expected too because he's a Libra and I'm a Sagittarius. His husband, Jason Branch, is also a Sagittarius. My current love interest, also named Jason, is a Libra. Like I always say: If you can't count on the cosmos, what the hell can you count on? It's a long time running before the first sex scene is started. In the meantime, we're forced to endure the philosophical banters of gossip columnist Luke Ford and adult film star Britt Morgan, who claims she's only on the set to piss Luke off. Everyone thought she was kidding until no one could find out who had invited her. Anyway, Britt had a camera in Luke's face and was promoting spirituality versus religion. (Luke's column often denounces the porn industry and praises religion... but we love him anyway because he's just so damned adorable!) Luke admits to his constant state of despair and depression, but shows us that he's on page 73 of a book called "Gateway to Happiness." We all feel a little better now. READ MORE...
Asia Carerra and Shanna McCullough hop on a bed and go at it for the day's first and only sex scene. "It's not often that we get to actually do this on a bed, is it?" comments Asia. The two discuss the irony of how so few sex scenes per year are actually performed in a bedroom setting or on an actual bed. "It's a lot more comfortable this way," they agree just seconds before ripping off each other's 1940's period costumes and going down on each other. Now Asia, in case you didn't know, is a bit of a moaner! And Shanna is a whiner! So you put the moaning and whining together and you get a whole lot of press. People took snap shots like crazy. I managed to get a few myself. Shanna is a legend in this industry and has been around since the days Nina Hartley began working in adult films. I had never seen her perform live and now clearly see why she's been in the business all these years. She was born for it. For such a dichotomy of a woman, Asia seems born for it as well. This is the second time I've seen her perform on set and I am ceaselessly amazed by her natural-born carnality and her ability to shut it off and on at will. That, I suppose, it what makes a good porn star!
With Shanna and Asia's pop shots complete, I make my way into the dressing room for some bonding moments with Nina Hartley. Nina was on-hand for the non-sexual role of Mother Goose, originated by Chi Chi LaRue in the first installment of Stable's "Goosed!" series. I hadn't seen Nina since the AVN Adult Expo in Vegas this past January and we had much to catch up on. She has since then escaped from what she describes as a very dysfunctional situation between her wife and husband. Sound dysfunctional yet? She had been practically "married" in a threesome relationship for nearly two decades! After a pivotal spiritual and sexual awakening, Nina walked out the door. She stopped blaming the two of them for the sadness in her life and decided she was responsible for her own happiness. I can only hope the two of them do the same and I know Nina wishes them only the greatest of days. I could relate to Nina's saga though. I had a slightly similar situation that lasted an inordinate amount of time when I was 17 years old and living in Sarasota, Florida. For me, it was both the best of times and the worst of times, just as the past 20 years have been for Nina. As erotic and balanced as it may seem to the outsider's eye, the truth is that it's just not. When you're riding a bicycle built for two wheels, it always hurts to throw a third one in. One person is practically always neglected or neglecting. And talk about a situation ripe for drama! Don't you people ever watch Three's Company? Now imagine Jack had actually been sleeping with Chrissy and Janet! I asked Nina if she ever regretted getting into the adult film world. "Never," she told me. "I knew since I saw my first X-rated movie as a teenager that the industry needed someone like me in it. I knew it was what I was meant to do. With both my feminist side and my sexual side and my spiritual side, I felt I could give something to the world by going this route." And that struck a chord with me too, actually! Because ever since I can remember, I've felt like my overtly sexual and spiritual nature were gifts I was meant to share with the mainstream entertainment industry. To boldly go where Tom Cruise will never go, you know? To pave that road for actors and actresses to not be afraid of being themselves. To pave that road for humanity in general. Or to at least be a part of it. So with that, Nina Hartley helped me to realize that it was a good thing I had never done any adult films. She always knew that was her destiny. I always knew it was not mine. That conclusion would dramatically waver for me in the days to come.
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